I kind of dig that name, it makes it sound like I have the tastiest masterpost ever. Anyway! I do not foresee there ever being a time when I make a new LJ masterpost. It is just not something I have any desire to do, because Delicious is working really well for me. If it does not work for you, I really am sorry :( I decided a masterpost not everyone used was better than a masterpost that was never ever updated.

AS OF 3/18/2012, I am retired from SPN/J2 fandom. Fics will remain up, and new fic will be posted here, but I am done with those fandoms.

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Hey guys, this is just a post that lists verses I am not willing to accept timestamp requests for anymore. Right now I do not have one-shots on there--maybe some day I will work that out, but for now it was a lot easier to just work with verses.

This doesn't mean I am 100% ruling out the possibility of ever writing them again, but I consider myself to be done with them, and I don't want to have to specifically list them in future prompt memes, etc. So this is a handy list for me to link for future prompts! Yay efficiency.

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Hey LJ, fyi I did some Danny/Stiles tumblr ficlets and just posted them to AO3, so if you want to read those, go here.

Also, I keep putting off apologizing for this, but I am sorry for dropping the ball on my December ficlets. I hope to go back to them someday! But in the meantime, I am very sorry to everyone whose ficlets I have not written.

Also, whatever, here's a meme from dugindeep in case anyone feels like it!

"Ask Me Questions About Stuff I've Written" meme

Questions can be along the lines of "What were you thinking when you wrote this?" or along the lines of "What happened to these characters five years later?" or if you don't want to ask a question you can just quote a few lines from something I've written and I'll comment on them.

But no Tractorbeam questions, I do not have Tractorbeam answers.

Title: Award Season
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: RPS
Pairing: Selena Gomez/Kristen Stewart, brief Kristen Stewart/Jennifer Lawrence, references to Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber and Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson
Rating: R
Warnings: Some infidelity.
Word Count: 1240.
Summary: Functional relationships don't start with getting high and fooling around. Generally.
Notes: Thanks to phrenk for helping me figure out this was the girl porn I wanted to write.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

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Title: Elope With Me, Miss Private
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: J2 RPS
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 3100.
Summary: Jared's mostly really happy to start online school with his internet BFF. Mostly.
Notes: Out of retirement for one night only for the last round of j2_everafter! I picked Pixel Perfect, which made way less sense than I remembered, so I ignored most of the actual plot and ended up with a thing.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

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The First Rule of Online Dating
Teen Wolf, Danny/Stiles, PG, 1700 words. Danny just wants to meet his MMORPG BFF; she's not thrilled by the idea.

Vaguely inspired by Ready, Player One in that I got the idea while I was listening to the audiobook. Also I stole the title from there.

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Title: Future So Bright
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Scott/Allison
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 1000.
Summary: Scott's eyes get hurt and he can't remember to keep them shut. Allison helps. Also schmoop.
Spoilers: Through the end of season two!
Notes: Written for stop_drop_howl, for the prompt "blinding lights." I made up some shit about werewolves, but then again, so did Teen Wolf.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

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INSTEAD OF WRITING ANYTHING I WAS SUPPOSED TO WRITE, I DID THIS

Dog Sex 101
Teen Wolf, Scott/Stiles, NC-17, 900 words, knotting. Scott becomes an alpha and deals with his changing body.

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Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope everyone had a fantastic holiday/December. Honestly, I am probably not finishing drabbles this month :( I'm going to do them all, but December ran away from me. But they'll get done! Just on a different timeline :)

MCU/Teen Wolf, Darcy subs at Beacon Hills for quiet000001!

Five drabbles today!

1. Firefly, Kaylee and Inara, girl's night in for 0nlyhannah
2. Gen/Adrianne, ren faire for bertee
3. Anne of the Island, Anne/Phil smut at Patty's Place for sequinedfairy
4. Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart and Iskierka and Lydia Martin, idk for elizardbits
5. iCarly/MCU, Sam joins S.H.I.E.L.D. for lady_ganesh

You may be going, man, Chash, you are not posting many drabbles this month! Why is that happening? I was kind of thinking that too, because I had so many more last year, and was keeping up with them! But last year I was like 75% unemployed, and this year I am about 125% employed, because I have a full-time job and I'm doing some contract work. The contract work has its first deadline on December 31, so I have a good deal of stuff to do with that. Basically, what this means is that some days, like today, I will go to work, and then go to do contract work, and then will not feel like doing anything other than sitting on my couch and wondering why I'm watching Glee.

So I'm going to stop posting "Hey, no drabble today!" because it feels kind of spammy? I'll probably be catching up stuff I miss on the weekends, and everyone will definitely get their fics! Just with a different timeline than I intended :Dd

FNL, Lyla/Tyra, the road for goshemily!

Sorry guys, I was finishing up my project and totally lost track of time! I'm not going to manage a drabble tonight. So we'll have four over the weekend instead of two! Time management is for losers, kids.

Whoops, I meant to post this like two hours ago!

I was working on a project and lost track of time, so no drabble today. We'll do double drabble on Saturday or Sunday.

Danneel/Gen, rival knights for gilduin!

MCU ladies out for drinks for kultiras!

Happy December! I only have 32 prompts this year, so I'm doing one a day and two on Christmas, I think! Maybe not Christmas, we'll see.

Anyway, today's is Thomasina Coverly [Arcadia]/Jennifer Lawrence, Marvel AU, late-night snack. More X-Men AU. Whatever.

Title: Oh Baby, Baby
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Danny/Stiles
Rating: PG.
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 3500.
Summary: In which the technology of fake babies used to teach teenagers not to have sex has progressed to a point that they instinctively cry when Stiles touches them.
Notes: Every high school show needs an egg baby plot, right? Although credit for this actually goes to Project Runway, they inspired me. Just with the babies, not the clothes or anything. Those were pretty shitty. Sorry, Project Runway.
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

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Title: Open Up My Eager Eyes
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: RPF
Pairing: Tyler Posey/Genevieve Cortese
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Knotting.
Word Count: 2200.
Summary: AU. In the nine years it's been since Gen saw Posey, he grew up into a hot alpha. So sex, obviously.
Notes: I can't really justify or explain this. Title from the Killers.
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

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