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-Natalie verse, sunshine for
cloex_brosluvr
-J2, never make eye contact during a devil's threeway for
miss_grumble
-Picture the Two of Us Alone Inside My Golden Submarine, jealousy for
erushi
-J2 non-AU, one admits his feelings and the other isn't sure how to feel for
tarattack
-Tractorbeam/Leverage, music for
lilac_one
-J2 non-AU, there are a million rumors about Jared and Jensen and they're all true for
kaycee_a
-Men With Kids, cuddling for
athenaswirls
-Keep Digging, Maybe We'll Find Some Talent, feathers for
charis_kalos
-Tom/Mike, postcards for
allesodernichts
-Things Change, pie for
violateraindrop
-Like You Imagined When You Were Young, protective for
deirdre_c
-Make Me Smile, awkward for
katestamps
-Going to Hell, Chad for
paula_lirio
-Brittany/Santana for
loony_moony
- Keep Digging, Maybe We'll Find Some Talent, props for
vorpalblades
-I Fought the Battle of Trinidad and Tobago, thermodynamics for
ceriseros
-Jared and Jensen are rival BBQers for
mr_mrs_faxsea
-Natalie 'verse, contrast for
levelly
-J2, online dating for
enablelove
-J2 AU of The Guardian for
asitha
-Going to Hell, debut for
mizzhap (verse)
-J2 non-AU, gay chicken for
simplybeing
-Jared does study abroad in France, Jensen is a caffeine addict for
acdesgarcons
-Want Me First and Foremost, Keep Me Company, vacation for
one_2_3_4 (original story)
-Still He Offers the Seashell, marriage for
xturncoatxiii (original story)
-John Winchester returns from the dead as a unicorn with the face of a man for
vaudevillainy (season six spoilers)
-J2 AU of The OC with Jensen!Ryan and Jared!Seth for
kimmay7
-J2/Danneel, love is like paperclips for
kendas
-Right Where I Belong, honeymoon for
charmedor (original story)
-Iron Man J2 AU for
eruminator
-Natalie 'verse, drawings for
jellicle (verse)
-Picture the Two of Us Alone Inside My Golden Submarine, baboon for
stupathetically (original story)
-Sam keeps turning into kitchen appliances in times of high emotion. for
wanttobeatree (season six spoilers)
-Greek (TV) J2 AU for
mountingsnow
-FNL J2, aging for
feathertofly (verse)
-Picture the Two Of Us Alone Inside My Golden Submarine, xkcd for
kaelinkins
-Austin/Santino, Kevin Jonas for
beckaandzac
-Diego teaches Jared and Jensen Spanish for
heterodog (...original story? maybe? idek. you probably don't want to read this one.)
-Clark pursues Lex, who is straight for
snglesrvngfrend
-Danneel is a lesbian theater geek for
scintilla10
-FNL, Tim/Becky for
alasse (spoilers for season five)
-Jared wants to go to a haunted house for
arglikeapirate
-Live Free or Twihard, clue for
elliemurasaki (original story)
-J2 with puppies and hot chocolate for
quiet000001
-Men With Kids, vacation for
saone77 (verse)
-Sam/Dean in the Pokemon universe for
amindaya
-Jensen is a stripper, Jared knows more than he wants to about the Jonas Brothers for
vivadiscordia
-FNL Boys, family for
worfangel (verse)
-Jared/Jensen, Jensen is a superhero and Jared is the hilariously bad villain who won't leave him alone for
straykim
-Shy!Jensen/famous!Jared, parents for
leodragon1 (verse link thing)
-J2, walking the dogs for
mistyzeo
-J2, Arcadia for
askmehow
-Tractorbeam, interview for
boomrobotdog (verse)
-Men With Kids, massage for
arabiana (verse)
-Joe/Nick, Joe celebrates his 21st birthday with Nick for
itsthedetails
-Austin/Santino, Austin has to be tough and/or butch for
xenachakram12
-Supernatural/Psych crossover for
lenta_85
-Jared is an alien studying humans for
britomart_is
-Jared is a tour guide at a museum, Jensen is a visitor for
__tiana__
-Tractorbeam, cuddles for
peppervl (verse)
-Austin/Santino high school AU for
merely_anger
-Natalie 'verse, nativity for
violetrose1922 (verse)
-Possibilities You Don't Even Know You've Got 'verse, clashing for
transfixeddream (verse)
-J2, bad first impression for
neko_9786
-Shy!Jensen/famous!Jared, paparazzi for
katiebugs18 (verse)
-Jared pervs on watching Jensen eat an apple for
bookofdays
-Going to Hell, snow for
juice817 (verse)
-Austin and Santino, dancing BFFs with tulle for
matalinolukaret
-Joe/Nick, brotherly rough-housing leads to more for
nature_aly
-Going to Hell, undone for
zoidbergian
-Sam/Dean, Becky won't stop texting for
clex_monkie89 (spoilers for 611)
-When You Care Enough to Hit Send, anniversary for
princesslanie (verse)
-Tractorbeam, sunshine for
kazminka (verse)
-Tom/Mike, sweet dreams! for
jana_nox
-Jared/Jensen, Jared is a comic geek, Jensen is a long-suffering genie for
tanpopo03
-Austin/Santino, not everyone is nice and accepting for
sophie_448
-J2 Ouran Host Club for
dulcetine
-Natalie 'verse, future for
an_cat_dubh (verse)
-Everything Feels Like the End of the World, professors for
jillsjourney (verse)
-Sam/Dean, Sam overhears Dean having phone sex for
callowyn
-Coming Right Up, J2 cuddles for
iltb (story)
-My Man Ackles, seaside for
ranalore (verse)
-Natalie 'verse, graduation for
wingstar (verse)
-Psych/Leverage crossover with Shawn/Gus/Jules for
zvi_likes_tv
-Everybody Waiting for Superman, baby for
making_gravy (story)
-My Man Ackles, fire for
missstaceyg (verse)
-The Boy Who Was Kind of a Tool, All Things Considered, expelliarmus for
keyweegirlie (story)
-Hardison and Eliot's secret relationship is discovered for
biancathecookie
-Tractorbeam, gingerbread for
con_maynard (verse)
-Parker/Hardison/Eliot, Sophie gives Parker the talk for
sequinedfairy
-Sam/Dean AU where Dean goes to college for
earthquakedream
-J2 AU of One Fine Day for
oddie33325
-Going to Hell, Irish for
karmicunderpath (verse)
-Castiel/Sweets, ponies for
elizardbits (verse)
-When You Care Enough to Hit Send, stars for
quantrail (verse)
-J2 Adventures in Babysitting for
celaeno7
-J2, rival baseball coaches who bond over a mutual enemy for
gwaeren
-iCarly/SPN, pomegranates for
heidi8 (story)
-J2 American Idol for
duckgirlie
-Sam/Dean Epic Love Verse, reunion for
emnorth (verse)
-Shy Jensen/Protective Jared for
giandujakiss
-Sam/Dean mpreg for
my_sam_dean
-Going to Hell, quiet for
cee_m (verse)
-Jensen/Danneel college AU, finals for
izzychase (story 1 and story 2)
-Truth or Dare, telling for
gemini8 (verse)
-Call Me, Call Me, date for
swing_set13 (story)
-Sweets/Castiel, photography for
owlchyld (verse)
-Jensen and JDM, quiet time for
bertee
-Jared and Jensen on Top Chef: Just Desserts for
rinkhals
-OnStar, camera for
logans_mom00 (story with link to first story)
-Sam and John have the sex talk for
stormcloude
-Jared and Jensen run a crew in the Leverage universe for
moondragonic
-Going to Hell, sleeping for
burnishdvictory (verse)
-Going to Hell, donkey for
strippedhalo
-I Think That You Came Too Soon, magnetism for
quietdiscerning (story)
-Danneel/Sandy, public showers for
engel82
-Tractorbeam, misunderstandings for
kellifer_fic (verse)
-OnStar, kitten for
brate7 (story)
-Going to Hell, expectant for
(verse)
-Live Free Or Twihard, family for
kitschywrite (story)
-Jensen struggles to tell Jared he's HIV positive for
jooniper_pearl
-Things Change, vacation for
nicefeet (verse)
-Princess Bride J2, with Inigo!Jensen and Fezzik!Jared for
koneko_kitsune
-Eliot and Hardison vs. the internet for
_harmlessthings
-Jared doesn't understand why people on the internet compare him to a puppy for
hils
-J2 fusion with TiMER for
nola_rue
-Love Actually Billy!Jared/Joe!Jensen, tabloid for
aberglaube (story)
-The Boy Who Was Kind of a Tool, All Things Considered, comfort for
skipper_713 (story)
-Nevermind the Buzzcocks J2 AU for
bittersweet_art
-Jared thinks Jensen has an evil twin, Jensen thinks Jared has a mental disability for
sussurando
-Things Change, Chris for
babyduckling (verse)
-J2, awkward flirting in the college library stacks for
bonniebb
-The camera catches Santino perving on Austin for
tagalongcookies
-Misha/Mike, fail whale for
que_divertido
-Possibilities You Don't Even Know You've Got, blackout for
kultiras (verse)
-Men With Kids, homework for
wendy (verse)
-J2 are online friends who meet up at an event for their idol, Misha Collins for
sigrundora
-Fortune cookies, quesadilla for
pre_expansion (story)
-Not a Nashville Party, proposal for
syllic (story)
-Men With Kids, emergency for
annella (verse)
-Friends and Family, nightmare for
jesseofthenorth (story)
-Sing Me a Lullaby, Sing Me the Alphabet, callouses for
too_rational (story)
-Jared is a lousy superhero, Jensen is his self-foiling rival for
aluminion
-Tall Dark and Not Bad Looking, proposal for
helloapollo (story)
-Tractobeam, obsession for
winchestergirl (verse)
-Austin and Santino watch Lilo and Stitch together for
phrenk
-Hardison shows Eliot his sexual prowess for
lierdumoa
-Jensen is one bitchy escort for
athynto
-J2 mistaken identity at the college dance for
felisblanco
-Natalie 'verse, breakfast for
kubis (verse)
-Tractorbeam, knitting for
without_me (verse)
-Luke/Vince, front porch for
goshemily
-Tractorbeam, rings for
sambrotta
-The Boy Who Was Kind of a Tool, All Things Considered, aftermath for
be_the_change09 (story)
-Tractorbeam, avalanche for
ursalita (verse)
-Someday Everything Is Gonna Be Smooth Like a Rhapsody for
readerj (story)
-Jared fills the house with mistletoe, Jensen plays dumb for
waterfaerie124
-Barista!Jensen/customer!Jared, overcaffeinated for
myfieldnotes (story)
-Mike/Misha, sex pollen as a recreational drug for
waterofthemoon
-Jared and Jensen are married but still BFFs so they all live together and have an awesome house of awesome for
myjadedhavok
-Things Change, mistletoe for
denitta (verse)
-Jared/Jensen, bad pickup lines for
elless18
-iCarly/SPN, literature for
lady_ganesh (story)
-Your Love Is Christopher Walken, kleenex for
mrwubbles
-Tractorbeam, fluffernutter for
cherrymmm (verse)
-classy_lawyers, babies for
essene (
classy_lawyers
-Shy!Jensen/famous!Jared, premiere for
p3pp3rcorn (verse link thing)
-Picture the Two of Us Alone Inside My Golden Submarine, robots for
monjuic (story)
-Tractorbeam, photographs for
xasterisk
-Going to Hell, tears for
equally_dour (verse)
-FNL boys, Luke/Vince for
joans23 (verse)
-Going to Hell, night for
takeintoaccount
-Jared and Jensen stuck in a time loop for
strangeallure
-Natalie verse, sunshine for
-J2, never make eye contact during a devil's threeway for
-Picture the Two of Us Alone Inside My Golden Submarine, jealousy for
-J2 non-AU, one admits his feelings and the other isn't sure how to feel for
-Tractorbeam/Leverage, music for
-J2 non-AU, there are a million rumors about Jared and Jensen and they're all true for
-Men With Kids, cuddling for
-Keep Digging, Maybe We'll Find Some Talent, feathers for
-Tom/Mike, postcards for
-Things Change, pie for
-Like You Imagined When You Were Young, protective for
-Make Me Smile, awkward for
-Going to Hell, Chad for
-Brittany/Santana for
- Keep Digging, Maybe We'll Find Some Talent, props for
-I Fought the Battle of Trinidad and Tobago, thermodynamics for
-Jared and Jensen are rival BBQers for
-Natalie 'verse, contrast for
-J2, online dating for
-J2 AU of The Guardian for
-Going to Hell, debut for
-J2 non-AU, gay chicken for
-Jared does study abroad in France, Jensen is a caffeine addict for
-Want Me First and Foremost, Keep Me Company, vacation for
-Still He Offers the Seashell, marriage for
-John Winchester returns from the dead as a unicorn with the face of a man for
-J2 AU of The OC with Jensen!Ryan and Jared!Seth for
-J2/Danneel, love is like paperclips for
-Right Where I Belong, honeymoon for
-Iron Man J2 AU for
-Natalie 'verse, drawings for
-Picture the Two of Us Alone Inside My Golden Submarine, baboon for
-Sam keeps turning into kitchen appliances in times of high emotion. for
-Greek (TV) J2 AU for
-FNL J2, aging for
-Picture the Two Of Us Alone Inside My Golden Submarine, xkcd for
-Austin/Santino, Kevin Jonas for
-Diego teaches Jared and Jensen Spanish for
-Clark pursues Lex, who is straight for
-Danneel is a lesbian theater geek for
-FNL, Tim/Becky for
-Jared wants to go to a haunted house for
-Live Free or Twihard, clue for
-J2 with puppies and hot chocolate for
-Men With Kids, vacation for
-Sam/Dean in the Pokemon universe for
-Jensen is a stripper, Jared knows more than he wants to about the Jonas Brothers for
-FNL Boys, family for
-Jared/Jensen, Jensen is a superhero and Jared is the hilariously bad villain who won't leave him alone for
-Shy!Jensen/famous!Jared, parents for
-J2, walking the dogs for
-J2, Arcadia for
-Tractorbeam, interview for
-Men With Kids, massage for
-Joe/Nick, Joe celebrates his 21st birthday with Nick for
-Austin/Santino, Austin has to be tough and/or butch for
-Supernatural/Psych crossover for
-Jared is an alien studying humans for
-Jared is a tour guide at a museum, Jensen is a visitor for
-Tractorbeam, cuddles for
-Austin/Santino high school AU for
-Natalie 'verse, nativity for
-Possibilities You Don't Even Know You've Got 'verse, clashing for
-J2, bad first impression for
-Shy!Jensen/famous!Jared, paparazzi for
-Jared pervs on watching Jensen eat an apple for
-Going to Hell, snow for
-Austin and Santino, dancing BFFs with tulle for
-Joe/Nick, brotherly rough-housing leads to more for
-Going to Hell, undone for
-Sam/Dean, Becky won't stop texting for
-When You Care Enough to Hit Send, anniversary for
-Tractorbeam, sunshine for
-Tom/Mike, sweet dreams! for
-Jared/Jensen, Jared is a comic geek, Jensen is a long-suffering genie for
-Austin/Santino, not everyone is nice and accepting for
-J2 Ouran Host Club for
-Natalie 'verse, future for
-Everything Feels Like the End of the World, professors for
-Sam/Dean, Sam overhears Dean having phone sex for
-Coming Right Up, J2 cuddles for
-My Man Ackles, seaside for
-Natalie 'verse, graduation for
-Psych/Leverage crossover with Shawn/Gus/Jules for
-Everybody Waiting for Superman, baby for
-My Man Ackles, fire for
-The Boy Who Was Kind of a Tool, All Things Considered, expelliarmus for
-Hardison and Eliot's secret relationship is discovered for
-Tractorbeam, gingerbread for
-Parker/Hardison/Eliot, Sophie gives Parker the talk for
-Sam/Dean AU where Dean goes to college for
-J2 AU of One Fine Day for
-Going to Hell, Irish for
-Castiel/Sweets, ponies for
-When You Care Enough to Hit Send, stars for
-J2 Adventures in Babysitting for
-J2, rival baseball coaches who bond over a mutual enemy for
-iCarly/SPN, pomegranates for
-J2 American Idol for
-Sam/Dean Epic Love Verse, reunion for
-Shy Jensen/Protective Jared for
-Sam/Dean mpreg for
-Going to Hell, quiet for
-Jensen/Danneel college AU, finals for
-Truth or Dare, telling for
-Call Me, Call Me, date for
-Sweets/Castiel, photography for
-Jensen and JDM, quiet time for
-Jared and Jensen on Top Chef: Just Desserts for
-OnStar, camera for
-Sam and John have the sex talk for
-Jared and Jensen run a crew in the Leverage universe for
-Going to Hell, sleeping for
-Going to Hell, donkey for
-I Think That You Came Too Soon, magnetism for
-Danneel/Sandy, public showers for
-Tractorbeam, misunderstandings for
-OnStar, kitten for
-Going to Hell, expectant for
-Live Free Or Twihard, family for
-Jensen struggles to tell Jared he's HIV positive for
-Things Change, vacation for
-Princess Bride J2, with Inigo!Jensen and Fezzik!Jared for
-Eliot and Hardison vs. the internet for
-Jared doesn't understand why people on the internet compare him to a puppy for
-J2 fusion with TiMER for
-Love Actually Billy!Jared/Joe!Jensen, tabloid for
-The Boy Who Was Kind of a Tool, All Things Considered, comfort for
-Nevermind the Buzzcocks J2 AU for
-Jared thinks Jensen has an evil twin, Jensen thinks Jared has a mental disability for
-Things Change, Chris for
-J2, awkward flirting in the college library stacks for
-The camera catches Santino perving on Austin for
-Misha/Mike, fail whale for
-Possibilities You Don't Even Know You've Got, blackout for
-Men With Kids, homework for
-J2 are online friends who meet up at an event for their idol, Misha Collins for
-Fortune cookies, quesadilla for
-Not a Nashville Party, proposal for
-Men With Kids, emergency for
-Friends and Family, nightmare for
-Sing Me a Lullaby, Sing Me the Alphabet, callouses for
-Jared is a lousy superhero, Jensen is his self-foiling rival for
-Tall Dark and Not Bad Looking, proposal for
-Tractobeam, obsession for
-Austin and Santino watch Lilo and Stitch together for
-Hardison shows Eliot his sexual prowess for
-Jensen is one bitchy escort for
-J2 mistaken identity at the college dance for
-Natalie 'verse, breakfast for
-Tractorbeam, knitting for
-Luke/Vince, front porch for
-Tractorbeam, rings for
-The Boy Who Was Kind of a Tool, All Things Considered, aftermath for
-Tractorbeam, avalanche for
-Someday Everything Is Gonna Be Smooth Like a Rhapsody for
-Jared fills the house with mistletoe, Jensen plays dumb for
-Barista!Jensen/customer!Jared, overcaffeinated for
-Mike/Misha, sex pollen as a recreational drug for
-Jared and Jensen are married but still BFFs so they all live together and have an awesome house of awesome for
-Things Change, mistletoe for
-Jared/Jensen, bad pickup lines for
-iCarly/SPN, literature for
-Your Love Is Christopher Walken, kleenex for
-Tractorbeam, fluffernutter for
-classy_lawyers, babies for
-Shy!Jensen/famous!Jared, premiere for
-Picture the Two of Us Alone Inside My Golden Submarine, robots for
-Tractorbeam, photographs for
-Going to Hell, tears for
-FNL boys, Luke/Vince for
-Going to Hell, night for
-Jared and Jensen stuck in a time loop for

Comments
It's unconscious for Jared; Jensen even makes fun of him about it sometimes. How he'll stand up straighter, get even bigger. He looms around Jensen.
"You mind?" he asked once.
Jensen ducked his head, smiled. "Nah. 's sweet."
And Jared didn't ask again.
*
"I'm just saying," Jared grumbles, glaring at the guy who cornered Jensen on his way to the bar, "the guy looks like an assmunch."
"Isn't that good?" asks Chad. "Doesn't Jensen like having his ass munched?"
Jared rubs his forehead. "Your understanding of gay sex is stunning, Chad." He glances back over at Jensen. "Screw it, I'm going over there. He looks miserable."
"He looks coy. He's totally flirting with that dude. I don't know how Jensen has ever gotten laid in his life with you cock blocking him every time someone talks to him."
"I'm not cock blocking!" Jared protests. "Jensen needs me looking out for him."
"You ever think maybe you need to look out for him?" asks Chad, with way too much insight for someone who is as drunk as Chad right now.
"No," Jared mutters. "Fuck you," he adds, for good measure.
"Dude, I never got why you two didn't just fuck in the first place," says Chad, ignoring Jared. "Seriously, you're gay, he's gay, you hang out all the time, you're best friends. Come on, JT. You need to hit that."
"I need to go give him an out."
Chad catches his arm. "You are not allowed to go over there unless you're going to fuck him yourself."
Jared pulls free and heads over.
"Hey, Jensen," he says, casually leaning over Jensen, and even more over the guy, who's not even six foot. "Where's my beer?"
Jensen snorts, but he leans back into Jared subtly, a silent get me out of here. "Got sidetracked," he says. "This is Mitch."
"Nice to meet you," says Jared, wrapping an arm around Jensen's waist and pulling him flush against himself. Jensen's eyes widen, and he blushes, but he relaxes instantly. Jared usually doesn't play it like this, doesn't pretend he's really Jensen's boyfriend, but Chad has him feeling like indulging himself.
"You too," says Mitch. "I better go."
"You could have just peed on me," Jensen says dryly. "Faster way to mark your territory."
"Oh, are you into that?" Jared teases. He sees Mitch still watching, and he leans down to kiss Jensen's neck, feels Jensen's full-body shiver.
"Jared--" Jensen starts.
"You are, aren't you," he murmurs. "My territory."
Jensen tries to scoff, but he doesn't quite make it. Instead he relaxes against Jared, angling his neck so Jared can kiss it again. "Yeah," he says. "Pretty much."
Thank you so much for writing this- protective!Jared and shy!Jensen is my favourite thing ever- and you couldn't have written this any more beautifully <3