-The story behind Jensen and Danneel's skydiving adventures for
theditor-Adrianne/Danneel bodyswap for
scintilla10-J2 Criminal Minds AU with Reid!Jared for
tsu_chan55-Jensen loves his window, and the view of the hot jogger that comes with it for
vorpalblades-Jensen always gives Jared practical gifts for
amindaya-Jared and Jensen meet at a Scratch Messiah for
strangeoldface -Jensen is Gen's pining BFF, Jared is the new kid with a crush on her, threesomes are always the answer for
earthquakedream-Arcadia, Thomasina/Septimus, watching the years go by for
sequinedfairy-Leverage, Eliot/Hardison/Parker, Christmas traditions for
denitta-Anne of Green Gables, Anne/Gilbert, running off to join the circus (or imagining it, anyway) for
cellophane_ria-Leverage/Supernatural, the Leverage crew stumbles upon a supernatural mark for
leodragon1-Jensen is excited for a tour of historic Boston; Jared wants something to blow up for
ebcdic-Jared and Jensen are assassins hired to kill each other, but start liking each other instead for
brate7-Jared has badly behaved dogs, Jensen is a dog trainer for
quantrail-Jared finds Jensen's phone in the library and must track him down for
penfold_x-Jared and Jensen accidentally sleep cuddle and find they like it for
-J2 Suits AU for
iwillshutup-Jensen is a grumpy dragon hunter, Jared is a discontent unicorn for
aluminion-Jared and Jensen meet on the Trans-Siberian Railway for
franztastisch-Sam wants to be out about their relationship when John isn't around for
skipper_713 (references to underage incest)-Jared and Jensen are literature profs for
violateraindrop-Danneel and Jensen are awesome badass adventurers for
alocine_89-Jared/Jensen/Danneel/Genevieve, awkward morning after with breakfast burritos for
obstinatrix-J2, quiet Christmas with a fireplace and hot chocolate for
ames1010-The Leverage crew watching a game show for
con_maynard-Jared and Jensen meet at a wedding for
charis_kalos-iCarly, Sam and Carly are still awesome and in love at thirty for
beckaandzac-Danneel/Gen not!knotting fic for
snickfic-Sam and Dean having sex for the first time since Dean went to hell (accidentally without any sex) for
klutzy_girl-J2 101 Dalmatians for
dulcetine-Sam and Dean, voodoo dolls for
-SPN/Leverage crossover with Crowley for
cherrymmm-Sam/Dean, truth or dare for
stormcloude-Danneel/Sophia, 60s stewardesses for
lavendergaia-Matt and Julie (and Coach and Mrs. Coach, but mostly Matt and Julie) coming back to Dillon for
worfangel-Leverage, Parker wants to start a bookclub for
mizface-J2, snow and hot chocolate for
peppervl- J2/iCarly crossover, Jared does not like Sam for
ashley-Jensen meeting Jared's daughter for the first time for
readerj -Aldis and Danneel's first date at a Ren Faire for
phrenk-SPN/Leverage crossover for
jillsjourney -Jensen finds Jared's diary for
elless18 -Jared's first Christmas at his first condo for
myfieldnotes-Jared and Jensen make a deal with a fairy, Jensen gets pregnant for
equally_dour-Jensen is a writer who never gets any work done at his favorite coffee shop for
felisblanco-The Invention of Love: Coming this fall to the CW for
nightangelca-Gus's birthday party gets crashed for
moralimperative-Jared doesn't get out much for
__tiana__ -Jensen/Jared/Danneel, bakery owners for
kultiras-Jared is accident prone, Jensen works at the campus health center for
be_the_change09-Morgan/Garcia, waking up together the morning after the Christmas party for
violetknights-Danneel/Adrianne/Aldis, starting a restaurant for
summerstorm-Jensen/Danneel, thinking about having a baby for
fryttu-Sam and Dean bicker in the car for
mistyzeo-Jared and Jensen are strangers who keep running into each other for
quietdiscerning-Jared and Jensen meet at a bank. That gets robbed for
radiophile-Arcadia, Thomasina/Septimus for
sadcypress-Sam/Dean, Sam learns something surprising about Dean for
essene-Nick/Joe (pre-slash and/or gen), boarding school AU for
strippedhalo-J2, Who's the Batman for
bonniebb-FNL, Coach/Mrs. Coach for
rivers_bend-J2 college AU, insecure freshman Jared and confident senior Jensen for
dazzlingplace-J2 and Gen/Danneel Sims 2 AU for
waterofthemoon-Mob boss Jensen is inept at flirting for
cherry916-J2/Danneel, Jared is reluctant to help his married BFFs get pregnant for
gemini8-Criminal Minds/Wizards of Waverly Place, Alex Russo joins the BAU for
ultiville-J2, Danneel/Gen, Jared gives Gen a ride to band camp for
koneko_kitsune-Jared and Jensen cosplay as Spike and Angel at a con for
winchestergirl-Parker/Hardison/Eliot, stuck in an elevator for
biancathecookie-Jared and Jensen's first night in their new apartment for
itsthedetails-J2 AU, Adam Lambert just gets Jared for
jodean80-Shy Jared and shy Jensen on a blind date for
bluebrocade-Aragorn!Jensen and Legolas!Jared for
-Jared/Jensen/Danneel/Gen, Oregon Trail AU for
clwright2-J2 on a roadtrip for
sagetan-J2 AU, Chad matchmaking for
gypsy_atavari-J2 and iCarly are rival Pokemon trainers whose Pokemon are the Jonas Brothers for
elizardbits-Arcadia, Thomasina gives up poetry for
askmehow-J2, music lessons for
juice817-Jared and Jensen are writers on Supernatural for
deirdre_c-Jensen goes to sperm donor Jared with his BFF Danneel for
-Jared and Jensen hate each other, until Jensen gets beat up for
tanpopo03-Gen/Danneel with daemons for
setissma-Prince Jensen is marrying Princess Jay, who is really Prince Jared for
sailorstarshine-Jensen thought Jared was a beta, Jared thought Jensen was an alpha for
b0nnie_bee-iCarly, Carly and Gibby hang out for
lady_ganesh-J2 AU, Twelve Kingdoms for
cleflink-A morning in the life of Gollum!Jensen and non-AU!Jared for
wanttobeatree-J2, morning after a bad first time for
paula_lirio-Psych, Rosen-Shawn and Gus-enstern are dead for
celtic_forest-J2 Nu!Trek with Kirk!Jared and Spock!Jensen for
athynto-Criminal Minds, Morgan and Garcia's unusual first date for
shortsweetsoul-J2 AU, dogs and snow for
-Daria J2 AU for
-SPN Gen: Sam and Dean compare their balls for
bertee-J2, power outage during a thunderstorm for
engel82-Jared makes Jensen coffee every morning for
wendy-Sam/Dean, Future Dean visits s1 Sam for
slothy_girl-J2 non-AU, matchmaking Aldis for
-More LoTR J2 for
-Jensen/Danneel, first anniversary for
izzychase-J2 are reporters from rival news stations for
ladyelektra-Anne/Gilbert, snowy winter morning for
burnishdvictory-Jensen/Danneel, Danneel's just been discharged from the Navy for
antismiles-Adrianne, Danneel, and Gen are Supernatural hunters for
-Morning in the Ackles-Padalecki-Harris-Cortese household for
wutendeskind-J2 fencing AU for
without_me-Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden, coming out for
-Psych/Supernatural, demon squirrels for
matalinolukaret-J2 college AU with hate-to-love for
kimmay7-J2 AU, biker boys meet under a bridge for
spiceblueeyes-Sam and Dean end up on the set of Psych during The French Mistake for
ohmiya_sg-J2 non-AU, Jared is Sailor Moon for
neko_9786 -Jonas Brothers/SPN, Nick and Joe are hunters ala the Winchesters for
polyesterrage-Sam and Dean, Led Zeppelin for
jana_nox-Eliot gets stuck in a hole, Parker and Hardison fail to help for
jesseofthenorth-Jared gets Jensen a weird gift for
hils-Garcia is upset; Morgan doesn't know why, but he's going to help for
glorious_spoon-Jared and Jensen are awesome sidekicks to bad superheroes for
laulan-Jensen finds out Jared is gay when he starts dating another guy; freakouts ensue for
kellifer_fic-Nick/Joe, sleepy making out for
mediaville-J2 AU of Taiwanese drama Down With Love for
wizened_cynic-Sam and Dean sing the blues for
oddishly-Dean's ghost visits Sam in a dream at Stanford for
sasukichan101-J2 Criminal Minds AU, Morgan!Jared/Garcia!Jensen (spoilers for CM season three) for
-J2 non-AU, Jensen's fiftieth birthday for
garaak-Jared's first Christmas with Jensen's family for
violetrose1922-Danneel/Adrianne, penpals who finally meet after years of corresponding for
kendas-J2, Christmas morning sex for
shinywhimsy-Leverage, Eliot makes gourmet Goldfish crackers for Parker, Hardison does not approve for
-J2, shy!Jared keeps taking books out from geeky librarian Jensen and not reading them for
one_2_3_4-J2, online stalking for
denig37-Leverage/Criminal Minds, Hardison/Eliot/Parker and Morgan/Garcia, working a case together for
flamingquill-Jared and Jensen hang out with Chad at a network event now that he's back on OTH for
discolucy-J2 AU, trick or treat for
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"That doesn't really matter, Dean."
"Of course it does! Dude, it's fucking hideous, its jacket sucks--I do not want to be represented by this thing!"
"Yeah, well, you are. And if we don't find a ritual to destroy it without hurting your, it's going to kill you."
"If I looked like this, I would never get laid."
Dean pokes it, rather harshly, in the stomach. And then recoils like he's been punched. Sam does his best to hide a smirk. "Told you," he says.
"I demand a refund from the hoodoo gods. This is not on, okay? This is, like, defamation of character."
"It's a voodoo doll, not an action figure, Dean."
Dean, of course, is pulling down the thing's pants, presumably to see if he needs to be disappointed about the representation of his manhood. His own pants come down too.
"We really have more important things to do here," Sam huffs. "Also, put those back on, seriously. I don't want to watch you playing with yourself."
"I'm not gonna play with myself," says Dean. He pauses. "Do you think that would work?"
"No," says Sam, pointedly, although he's pretty sure it would. He grabs the doll from Dean, careful to not actually hurt it. "You aren't allowed to hold that anyone. I'm taking it from here."
"So, what, you wanna play with me? Kinky, Sammy."
"Dude, shut up."
...my favourite part though is how sam's so careful not to actually hurt the doll even when dean's being an ass ^^
Loved this!