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HOLIDAY DRABBLES: Bechdel Test Edition

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elizardbits
Sep. 13th, 2012 11:39 pm (UTC)
OH GOD YES I AM EXCITE

Can you write some more in that verse where Jennifer Lawrence and RPattz are BFFs? So it would be JLaw/KStew doing pretty much whatevs.

OKAY MY ONE WORDS IS CAKE



WAIT NOW I WANT TO CHANGE MY PROMPT TO LYDIA MARTIN AND ISKIERKA RULING THE WORLD

Edited at 2012-09-29 07:19 pm (UTC)
longsufferingly
Sep. 29th, 2012 10:21 pm (UTC)
I CAN TRY TO COMBINE THESE TWO THINGS
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fromcainwthlove
Sep. 14th, 2012 12:15 am (UTC)
kstew/dfann (making it an OFFICIAL NICKNAME): the best thing about winter is getting into the house when it's all toasty and peeling the layers off. or in which it's snowy, kstew doesn't like clothes and there are exorbitant electricity bills.
cantarina1
Sep. 14th, 2012 04:55 am (UTC)
Anne Shirley, Ruby Gillis (+ any others or not), College-AU verse

If the verse isn't open, I will still totally nom on those two, to the prompt, Improvements
bertee
Sep. 14th, 2012 06:20 am (UTC)
Genevieve/Adrianne please! something medievaly, maybe? either an AU or a Ren Faire visit or just watching Robin Hood movies. *hands*
longsufferingly
Dec. 9th, 2012 10:37 pm (UTC)
"Are you looking for a sword, my lady?"

Gen glances up from the display of weapons, and then does a bit of a double-take because the blacksmith is gorgeous, curly blonde hair, great smile, a mole right between her eyebrows that Gen finds deeply distracting. And she's pretty built, which isn't shocking, if she's running her own iron works, but still. It's a total turn on.

"I'm not really sure," Gen says, laughing a little. "I like them, but--I haven't committed yet. It's my first faire, I'm not really sure I'm ready to jump in and, you know. Buy a weapon."

The woman laughs. "Yeah, it can feel like the first step down a dangerous path. One day, you're just exploring the ren faire, minding your own business, and the next day you own a full suit of leather plate and have to choose which of your polearms you want to bring."

"I assume you speak from experience," says Gen.

"Shockingly, I was not born making medieval weaponry. But it's pretty awesome."

"Your stuff is gorgeous," Gen says, running her hand over the hilt of an ax. "I'm very tempted."

"Okay," says the blacksmith. "Are you here alone, or with friends?"

"My sister and her boyfriend."

"And do they come a lot?"

"Yeah, every year. I just moved up here, so they invited me along."

"On a scale from one to ten, how geeky would you say you are?"

Gen laughs. "Um, eight? I dunno. What's a ten?"

"If you were a ten, you would already have a sword," the woman teases. "So, you think you'll be back?"

"Probably, it's pretty fun. But I don't know if I'm going to be able to get the whole outfit. This stuff is expensive."

The woman considers. "Well, how about this. I'll give you 25% off your first sword, and you can give me your number. I'll show you around the next one."

Gen flushes. "You're giving me 25% off because you want my number?"

"No, I'm giving you 25% off because you're cute. I just want your number if you think I'm cute."

"Yes," Gen says. "To the discount and the number." She smiles. "I'm Gen."

"Adrianne. Welcome to the slippery slope of ren faire addiction."

Gen laughs. "Thanks. Looking forward to it."
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lazy_daze
Sep. 14th, 2012 11:18 am (UTC)
Eeeeee!! Of all the femslash, I can't pick. !!! I might keep it simple and go for CWRPS as I know you can do it and I will always enjoy it.
Kim Rhodes/anyone (Danneel, Genevieve, Adrianne, Alona, Cindy Sampson, idc). One word: pedantic.
gemini8
Sep. 14th, 2012 02:08 pm (UTC)
I've gotten totally sucked into the Avengers fandom. There are not enough female characters but the ones they have are kick ass! Natasha (Black Widow), Maria Hill and of course I'm totally in love with Darcy Lewis who is only a minor character in Thor but huge in fandom. Add Jane Foster and you've got 4 lovely smart strong women to choose from/mix and match.

Prompt: spaceship
0nlyhannah
Sep. 14th, 2012 07:41 pm (UTC)
Firefly, Kaylee and Inara, girls night in ;D
longsufferingly
Dec. 9th, 2012 10:36 pm (UTC)
"What did you need?" asks Kaylee, looking around the shuttle. "Looks like everything's working fine. Engine giving you trouble?"

Inara smiles. "No, I just told Mal that so he wouldn't bother us. He wants his property maintained properly."

Kaylee's brow furrows. "So, what is it?"

Inara smiles. "One of my clients gave me a gift. I thought you might like to share it with me."

"A gift? What gift?"

She crosses the room and picks up a box. "I haven't tried them yet, but I've heard they're quite a delicacy." She hands one over to Kaylee. "Chocolate-covered strawberries."

Kaylee's eyes widen. "They put chocolate on 'em?"

Inara laughs. "Go ahead and try it. I thought it would be nice to just relax. I know you've been busy." She smiles. "Just stay near the controls, in case the captain comes to visit. We wouldn't want him to think you were slacking off."

Kaylee bites into the fruit and closes her eyes in pure bliss. "But we're gonna slack off, right?"

"I prefer to think of it as treating ourselves to a night in."

"I like that way of thinkin'," says Kaylee, stretching out. "It has a nice ring to it."
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childe_strife
Sep. 14th, 2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
CWRPS, Danneel/Sandy, laughter
itsthedetails
Sep. 14th, 2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
Teen Wolf - Lydia Martin/Erica Reyes - Fierce
oxoniensis
Sep. 14th, 2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
Prompt
Warehouse 13: Helena and Myka (and Claudia and/or Mrs Fredericks and/or Leena if you want to throw any of them into the mix) - a tempting artefact.

And an alternate prompt in case you don't get to see the show before the holidays.

Eureka: Jo, Zoe, Holly and SARAH, not your typical girls night in.



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longsufferingly
Sep. 14th, 2012 10:27 pm (UTC)
Re: Prompt
Ahaha, I actually haven't seen Eureka either! So sadly not the best as an alternate XD
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discolucy
Sep. 15th, 2012 02:24 am (UTC)
Okay, so I'm linking my favorite f/f fic of yours in hopes of a timestamp?

Coming Right Up, Danneel/Sophia, Bridesmaids
lady_ganesh
Sep. 15th, 2012 02:58 am (UTC)
Sam Puckett joins SHIELD. Carly can join too or be her girlfriend back at home she tells about her wacky adventures or whatever. Or she can just go on missions/hang out with any of the awesome ladies from Avengers canon. I'm easy! Maybe Sam is too, IDK.
longsufferingly
Dec. 9th, 2012 10:41 pm (UTC)
"So how's it going?" Carly asks.

"Oh, you know," says Sam. Carly can hear her eating on the other end of the phone; she hopes Sam hasn't been stealing from the mess hall. Does SHIELD have strict rations? Probably not, they're not actually military. Maybe.

"I really don't," says Carly. "I have no idea what you're doing. Or what it's like. Or if you've been kicked out and you're eating something you found in the trash."

"Okay, first, it's chicken, and it's not trash chicken. And I'm in training, Carls! Learning how to be the best S.H.I.E.L.D. agent I can be!"

"Yeah, and what does that mean?"

"I get my own hover car, that's sweet." She pauses. "Already totaled it."

"Of course."

"But they're teaching me how to put it back together. I'm their most promising new engineer. And I get a gun. Two guns."

"That doesn't seem safe."

Sam snorts. "That's like half the reason I joined."

"I thought it was the whole reason."

"Well, each gun was half the reason," Sam says. There's a pause. "You know, they're looking for communications specialists. I told them you'd be pretty sweet at that. After iCarly, PR would be a cinch."

"You want me to do PR for S.H.I.E.L.D. based on iCarly?"

"And cuz I miss you and stuff. And you'd get a gun."

Carly considers. "Compelling points. I'll think about it. Just don't blow anything up before I get there."

"Like I would. I don't want you missing out!"

"Gee, thanks. That means so much to me."
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kultiras
Sep. 15th, 2012 05:33 am (UTC)
If possible, Marvel Cinematic Universe: Darcy Lewis from Thor, Natasha Romanoff, Pepper Potts, etc. Prompt: Drinks

or alternatively:

CWRPS: Danneel/Sophia Prompt: Vacation

=D
longsufferingly
Dec. 3rd, 2012 01:33 am (UTC)
I never write MCU but whatevs
"You really think this is a good idea?" asks Jane, glancing sidelong at Darcy.

"Hell yes!" says Darcy. "Look, we're allies, right?"

"Apparently, yes."

"So we need to bond. This is what girls' nights out were made for. We get drunk, we have antics, and at the end of the night, we are friends forever."

"We're getting drunk with Pepper Potts. You do know who Pepper Potts is, don't you?"

Darcy rolls her eyes. "She's the woman who puts up with Tony Stark, I have to see that."

"I got him one of those dog collars that shocks him when he tries to leave the tower without my permission," says Pepper dryly. "It's worked wonders." She smiles at both of them. "Good evening, ladies."

"You are my new hero," says Darcy. "Darcy Lewis."

"Miss Potts, it's an honor, I'm a big fan of all your work," says Jane.

"Wow, I have never seen you this tongue-tied. This is awesome. She's going to get drunk and start talking about how Stark Industries has changed her life. Which will be a huge improvement over talking about how much she misses Thor."

"I can already tell this is going to be an exciting night," says Natasha, coming out of pretty much nowhere. Then again, she is a master spy. It's kind of her thing.

"Hey!" says Darcy, sidling up to her. "You're an assassin, right? I have a lot of questions. Can you kill a guy with your thighs? Can you teach me how to?"

"This is going to be an exciting night," says Pepper, with a smile. "I think we could all use that lesson."

"I think I need a drink first," Jane mutters.

"Well, yeah," says Darcy. "Drinks, killing men with our thighs, and then? Friends forever."
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glovered
Sep. 15th, 2012 05:33 am (UTC)
Utena/Anthy, coffeeshop AU where barista Anthy draws a rose in the foam of whichever person she chooses!
sequinedfairy
Sep. 16th, 2012 03:32 am (UTC)
anne shirley/phillipa gordon, preferably set during their time at patty's place, phil shows anne that you don't need a boy to have fun

if you're not comfortable with porn/them together romantically (i LOVE anne/gilbert, of course, but i've always wanted f/f fic about them like burning), then any kind of gen about patty's place would be amazing.
longsufferingly
Sep. 17th, 2012 03:09 am (UTC)
I realized I had actually written some fic about them before! Although it was like seven years ago, so I make no promises about any kind of quality. But if you want to check it out to hold you over until December, it's here.
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phrenk
Sep. 17th, 2012 12:11 am (UTC)
MONTE CARLO RPF, aka Selena Gomez/Katie Cassidy/Leighton Meester. Prompt: costume party.
themadfish
Sep. 19th, 2012 05:41 am (UTC)
Teen Wolf - Allison, Lydia, and Erica; getting to know one another/figuring out how they fit together, can be slash or gen.
beckaandzac
Sep. 23rd, 2012 02:20 pm (UTC)
Macy Misa and Alex Russo, unlikely roommates (slash if desired)
snickfic
Sep. 23rd, 2012 08:36 pm (UTC)
Anna, Ruby - sundresses.

(You're still writing SPN for this one occasion, right? If not, I can pick something else.)
peppervl
Sep. 24th, 2012 03:44 am (UTC)
Avengers Movie Verse. (Or Iron Man 2)

Natasha and Pepper, relaxing.
zvi.dreamwidth.org
Sep. 24th, 2012 04:27 am (UTC)
Community, Annie, Britta, Shirley - A ladies' night where they each get to pick something to do, and they each unintentionally pick something one of the others really hates. Something that ends funny.
sophie_448
Sep. 24th, 2012 05:24 am (UTC)
Well, it's the greatest joy in my life that you've started writing Teen Wolf fic. So how about ...

Erica/Allison - lipstick, leather, late (AU or non-AU would make me equally happy)
koneko_kitsune
Sep. 24th, 2012 06:29 am (UTC)
Yay! I love this time of year!

Marvel Cinematic Universe AU, in which Natasha Romanoff works at a gun range and Pepper Potts is buying/learning to use her first firearm. Or something. I really don't care, I love Natasha/Pepper and AUs are my faaaaaavorite.
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longsufferingly
Dec. 7th, 2012 02:05 am (UTC)
"I got dumped," says Lyla.

"I've got some questions," says Tyra. She's leaning against the apartment door in cutoff jeans that make her legs look miles long and a black t-shirt.

California looks good on her.

"How'd you find me is the first one," says Tyra. "And why'd you find me? Five years since high school, you have to have someone else on your speed dial when you get dumped."

Lyla laughs, softly. "I got dumped a week before Tim Riggins' wedding," she says. "No one else is going to understand that."

Tyra's eyes widen. "You lost your plus one?"

"I lost my plus one." She sighs. "I didn't really want to go anyway."

"I wouldn't mind seeing Mindy and the kids," says Tyra. "But everything else I could skip."

"I was thinking," says Lyla, biting her lip. "We don't have to go."

"You want to skip Tim Riggins' wedding?"

"We could drive," she says. "It's a long way. We could get lost."

Tyra snorts. "Like your phone doesn't have GPS."

Lyla shrugs. "So what do you say?"

*

They're almost to Arizona when Tyra says, "So tell me about the guy."

Lyla's looking out the window, taking in the sky. "The guy?"

"The one who dumped you. Your plus one."

"Oh," says Lyla. "It wasn't a guy."

Tyra pushes her sunglasses down for a picture perfect jawdrop. "Lyla Garrity. You didn't tell me!"

"It was on Facebook," says Lyla.

"So, are you a lesbian now?"

"I don't know," says Lyla, looking out the window again. "I haven't really figured it out yet. But I definitely like girls. More than guys."

Tyra shifts a little, legs brushing together. "Yeah?"

"Yeah. No doubt about that."

There's a pause, and Lyla smiles to herself. Finally, Tyra says, "So tell me about the girl."

*

The hotel only has kings left, like every cliched romantic comedy Lyla's ever seen.

But it doesn't fade to black when Tyra kisses her.

*

"Hey, you ever been to the Grand Canyon?" Tyra asks. She's pulling her bra on, and Lyla doesn't understand how Tyra Colette putting on her bra can look hotter than anyone else in the world getting naked.

"Hm?" says Lyla, shaking her head.

Tyra raises her eyebrows. "I got you distracted?"

Lyla laughs. "You got me distracted," she agrees.

"So, Grand Canyon?"

"Never."

Tyra leans down, kisses her long and deep. "Good place to get lost."

"Good place."
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