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Hey LJ, fyi I did some Danny/Stiles tumblr ficlets and just posted them to AO3, so if you want to read those, go here.

Also, I keep putting off apologizing for this, but I am sorry for dropping the ball on my December ficlets. I hope to go back to them someday! But in the meantime, I am very sorry to everyone whose ficlets I have not written.

Also, whatever, here's a meme from dugindeep in case anyone feels like it!

"Ask Me Questions About Stuff I've Written" meme

Questions can be along the lines of "What were you thinking when you wrote this?" or along the lines of "What happened to these characters five years later?" or if you don't want to ask a question you can just quote a few lines from something I've written and I'll comment on them.

But no Tractorbeam questions, I do not have Tractorbeam answers.

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elizardbits
Mar. 13th, 2013 02:02 am (UTC)
ARE YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A 500K WORD EPIC ON TEMERAIRE AS A SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGER AND ISKIERKA AS HIS MOST EPIC OF TROLLERS AND CARLY AND SAM DOCUMENT THEIR TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS

ALSO THIS SHOULD EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE AS THE TEEN WOFL/A:TLA CROSSOVER

PLZ NOTE THAT THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWER TO THIS VERY SERIOUS INQUIRY IS "YES"
longsufferingly
Mar. 13th, 2013 02:03 am (UTC)
I AM TRYING TO IMAGINE HOW THIS WOULD WORK AND IT IS GLORIOUS
elizardbits
Mar. 13th, 2013 02:19 am (UTC)
INORITE

prolly you should get started right away
longsufferingly
Mar. 13th, 2013 02:37 am (UTC)
"This week on iCarly, we have a new segment!" says Carly. "Some of you who read the comments might know Temeraire."

"Or, as we like to call him, Stick Up the Ass!" says Sam.

"Sam! Anyway, Temeraire sent us a very nice--"

"Very long."

"--email about how we were a great feminist program, but we really suffered on intersectionality because of ableism."

"So I said he was a lame, whiny bitch," says Sam.

"Which is the problem in a nutshell," says Carly. "So, long story short, Temeraire threatened to come and set fire to my apartment, and in the interest of that not happening, we have a new iCarly segment: A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON TEACHES US ABOUT SOCIAL JUSTICE!!"

"I do not support this segment," says Sam.

"Temeraire will be here via satellite because he is a giant, fire-breathing dragon, and does not fit in my apartment," says Carly.

"I don't breathe fire," says Temeraire. "Please don't make assumptions simply because I'm a dragon."

"So how were you gonna destroy my apartment?"

"Probably just with my talons," says Temeraire. "It's not really worth using the divine wind on one building."

Sam snorts. "The divine wind?"

"Sam! It's probably not what it sounds like!"

Temeraire's ruff rises. "It is the mark of a celestial."

"What, farting?"

"Sam," says Carly, elbowing her. She smiles at Temeraire. "Why don't you tell us more about social justice!"

"It's just important to be aware of our privilege and what influence our voices have," says Temeraire, earnestly. "I have more gold than many other dragons, and I have Laurence. I don't have to give those things up, but I need to be aware that other dragons don't have those opportunities and benefits, and try to make an even playing field for everyone."

"How much gold are we talking?" asks Sam.

"It's my gold," says Temeraire. "In any case!" he says brightly. "I think iCarly does fantastic work, but I wish you wouldn't resort to using slurs. When you use a slur to insult someone, you're hurting innocent people you don't want to insult."

"So how should I insult people?" asks Sam. "Because I'm not going to stop insulting people."

"If you find someone deserving of criticism, you should use valid and personalized words to articulate your problem with them. If someone is being unreasonable, say that. If they're being unnecessarily harsh, you can tell them that. You don't have to say they're a bitch."

"So I should tell you you're a--"

"And that's all the time we have for today!" says Carly brightly. "Join us next time when Temeraire explains the Bechdel test!"
elizardbits
Mar. 13th, 2013 02:51 am (UTC)
PLZ TO POAST ON TUMBLR SO I CAN REBLOG EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE


wait where are the cabbages

Edited at 2013-03-13 02:52 am (UTC)
poor_choices
Mar. 13th, 2013 02:53 am (UTC)
DONE liz don't you know

the cabbages were in you the whole time
elizardbits
Mar. 13th, 2013 03:47 am (UTC)
longsufferingly
Mar. 14th, 2013 02:20 am (UTC)
YOU KNOW IN THE SEQUEL SERIES THERE IS A CABBAGE CORP RIGHT??
elizardbits
Mar. 14th, 2013 02:33 am (UTC)
OF COURSE I DIDN'T KNOW HOW WOULD I KNOW

ALL I KNOW ARE CABBAGES
longsufferingly
Mar. 14th, 2013 02:35 am (UTC)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED FROM TUMBLING

elizardbits
Mar. 14th, 2013 02:38 am (UTC)
ALL I KNOW IS CABBAGES HAPPEN

and there is a sassy blind girl

SEEKRIT TUNNEL SEEKRIT TUNNEL

lady_ganesh
Mar. 13th, 2013 12:54 pm (UTC)
YES
lady_ganesh
Mar. 13th, 2013 12:54 pm (UTC)
I'm just glad I'm not the only person who immediately asks for iCarly.
lomer
Mar. 13th, 2013 02:24 am (UTC)
What's your Tumblr name? I play around on there. :)
longsufferingly
Mar. 13th, 2013 02:37 am (UTC)
chashlet!
snickfic
Mar. 13th, 2013 02:45 am (UTC)
So, alpha!Danneel and omega!Jensen - what happens now, other than lots of happy heat sex?
poor_choices
Mar. 13th, 2013 02:55 am (UTC)
Probably mostly they go to bars and people assume Jensen is the alpha and then Danneel beats them up. Mostly lots of happy sex and also making out and eventually marriage. It's pretty smooth sailing for them!
untitleddemo
Mar. 13th, 2013 02:52 am (UTC)
poor_choices
Mar. 13th, 2013 02:56 am (UTC)
it took Jensen a while to convince him that the best way to enjoy each other's naked bodies was not penis sword fighting

but he got there
untitleddemo
Mar. 13th, 2013 02:58 am (UTC)
lady_ganesh
Mar. 13th, 2013 12:56 pm (UTC)
Good!
lady_ganesh
Mar. 13th, 2013 12:56 pm (UTC)
Does Sam last in SHIELD or does she get kicked out for being Sam?
longsufferingly
Mar. 14th, 2013 02:22 am (UTC)
I think she probably gets kicked out of SHIELD but they create a special new division to take advantage of her unique skill set.
lady_ganesh
Mar. 14th, 2013 02:27 am (UTC)
I approve.
cherry916
Mar. 13th, 2013 04:50 pm (UTC)
You wrote this as a small little drabble for me about mob!Jensen trying to woo college Jared (http://longsufferingly.livejournal.com/160388.html?thread=7488388#t7488388)

I just wanted to know how their first date went. Did Jensen do anything else cringe worthy but totally adorable because of his effort?

Edited at 2013-03-13 04:51 pm (UTC)
longsufferingly
Mar. 14th, 2013 02:26 am (UTC)
Man, I wish I had headcanon stuff for all my drabbles, but the sad truth is that I don't even remember writing like 95% of them. But if you'd like to ask about something else I'd be happy to answer!
elizardbits
Mar. 14th, 2013 02:26 am (UTC)
OH MY GOD ALSO I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THAT FICLET WHERE JARED IS A MAGICAL UNICORN WHO GETS TURNED INTO A HUMAN SO HE CAN HAVE LOTS OF SEX WITH JENSEN

jensen has a puppy in a wheelchair
longsufferingly
Mar. 14th, 2013 02:26 am (UTC)
SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY ASKED

COME ON LIZ
elizardbits
Mar. 14th, 2013 02:33 am (UTC)
IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T NOTICE OTHER PEOPLE

i mean i guess maybe it is but WHATEVS

HAY WHAT ABOUT THAT VERSE WHERE JENSEN IS A BIG NERD HAS ANYONE ASKED ABOUT THAT ONE
longsufferingly
Mar. 14th, 2013 02:33 am (UTC)
I KNOW OTHER PEOPLE ARE BENEATH YOU

coincidentally YOUR MOM asked about that verse
elizardbits
Mar. 14th, 2013 02:34 am (UTC)
THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD TELL US MORE ABOUT IT because my mom is dead and now you feel kind of bad

lol

lol lol lol
longsufferingly
Mar. 14th, 2013 02:36 am (UTC)
why would I feel bad for you Batman
elizardbits
Mar. 14th, 2013 02:37 am (UTC)
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