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I am the worst thing in my own life.

just one pair of clean socks
SO UM

I was talking to inarticulate. About A LOT OF TERRIBLE THINGS. And I told her about some bad thoughts I had about a Bones/SPN crossover.

And she enabled me, as she always does.

SO WE HAVE THIS.

Title: Mutual Fangirling
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Supernatural/Bones
Pairing: HAHAHAHA by which I mean. Um. Castiel/Sweets. Mentions of Sam/Dean.
Rating: NOT APPROPRIATE FOR ANYONE.
Warnings: TOTALLY RETARDED META. Bad fanfic. A fake fandom_wank post. Blasphemy.
Word Count: 1500.
Summary: Castiel thinks it would be prudent to gain some understanding.
Notes: Spoilers for Supernatural 418. Sequel to omg otp!!1!, could also be a prequel to But What Are Your Thoughts On Yaoi. If you want.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

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lady_ganesh
Apr. 8th, 2009 01:12 am (UTC)
OH MY GOD THEY ARE COWRITING

OF COURSE THEY ARE

AND I TRIED TO CLICK ON, LIKE, ALL THE LINKS OF THAT WANK REPORT I HOPE YOU KNOW.
rakshanda
Apr. 8th, 2009 01:15 am (UTC)
LOL. Thanks so much. I had an aggravating day, and this me laugh.
st_aurafina
Apr. 8th, 2009 02:00 am (UTC)
This is so incredibly hilarious, I can barely cope. Brilliant!
sorcha_r
Apr. 8th, 2009 02:35 am (UTC)
There is more win in this story than in the entire Winter Olympics. Including the bobsledding.
lierdumoa
Apr. 8th, 2009 02:57 am (UTC)
"The Lord does not concern himself with homosexuality."

Oh god, this needs to be an icon. Or better yet, a t-shirt.

And, as usual, everything you write is made of gold.

(btw, I have now seen all of BBT thanks to you and find myself rather disturbingly wanting to write Penny/Leonard porn; I suppose it's probably a good thing I can't think of any scenario that would even semi-realistically lead to that ever happening)
amothea
Apr. 8th, 2009 03:30 am (UTC)
I had so much fun reading your story.
necro_omen13
Apr. 8th, 2009 04:22 am (UTC)
*is pissing herself laughing*

OH MY GOD!! That is the funniest shit EVER!!
*rolls around laughing*

"You broke him!" - EPIC WIN

Cas writing wincest...LMFAO
virtualinsomnia
Apr. 8th, 2009 04:34 am (UTC)
You're my new hero. This is the awesomest thing to ever have awesomed in the HISTORY OF AWESOME OMG! Just... there are no words. *flails*
arby_m
Apr. 8th, 2009 04:45 am (UTC)
forthewinchester@gmail.com

That's the first time of many I clapped like a seal and lol'ed mightily. The f_w post had me in stitches!!

Bonus internet winnar for the Disappointed Queeb Sound icon! You are a fucking genius.

Now I really want to read Cas's porn!!
fiercy
Apr. 8th, 2009 06:06 am (UTC)
...
!
It took me ten minutes to get the stitch out of my side and my breath back enough to type.

You win.
silentcs
Apr. 8th, 2009 07:19 am (UTC)
Disclaimer: I do not technically own Dean or Sam.

I just made a squealing noise that probably woke up my neighbor. That was awesome!! CASWINCHESTER@GMAIL.COM. He's one of the family!!

keep on being awesome!
skywardprodigal
Apr. 8th, 2009 02:09 pm (UTC)
*incoherent glees*
topaz_eyes
Apr. 8th, 2009 03:26 pm (UTC)
Clearly, there are not enough Internetz to give you. Well done!
strangeallure
Apr. 8th, 2009 09:41 pm (UTC)
OMFG.

This is so ... so beyond anything. Buckets of hilarity. I actually had to squee and friggin' applaud out loud (for serious) it's so awesome.

Sammy setting our beloved angel of Thursday up with caswinchester@gmail.com (G? The big G?) as his email address - no wonder little fluffy wings took to writing gay porn ... (as deansangel34, no less ...)

And Cas's signature, and the sonnet, and Dean accusing Sam of breaking Cas (through the evil setting-up of an email account) and Cas dating Lance, and the Lord being too busy to concern himself with homosexuality, and Bobby too busy with the apocalypse to care about Wincest ...

You are truly the awesomest awesome that ever awesomed.

tinylegacies
Apr. 8th, 2009 11:19 pm (UTC)
This is beyond words.

Just... yeah. Beyond amazing :D
quietdiscerning
Apr. 9th, 2009 01:09 am (UTC)
oh my god this is AMAZING. i loved all of Castiel's disclaimers. i can HEAR him saying it. "i do not technically own Sam or Dean." *giggles* and Sweets/Castiel is the best pairing, EVER. and you made fandom_wank! GENIUS!

i want to read their fic! it would be epic!

julorean
Apr. 9th, 2009 01:24 am (UTC)
OMG. LOLOLOLOLOL. Oh, this is just too brilliant and perfect! <3 You're so awesome.
gembat
Apr. 9th, 2009 05:19 am (UTC)
"Oh god, Cas is dating an underage dude he picked up on Livejournal."

I can die happy now because THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER WRITTEN.
mamak11285
Apr. 11th, 2009 05:17 am (UTC)
Nothing short of amazing.

Also, I really want to see Sweets' face when he realizes his boyfriend is, in fact, an Angel Of The Lord.
willow_fae_20
Apr. 11th, 2009 05:24 pm (UTC)
THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS. ALL MY INTARWEBZ ARE BELONG TO YOU!!

*is ded of teh SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
laceymcbain
Apr. 15th, 2009 10:54 pm (UTC)
mutual fangirling
Hee! You made me laugh out loud, and keep trying to click on non-existent links. Yay, you!! ♥
ellerigbee
Apr. 16th, 2009 06:39 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD I MADE DOLPHIN NOISES AND SEAL CLAPPED SIMULTANEOUSLY!

Your brain, it is too precious for this world.

"The Lord does not concern himself with homosexuality."

"Gay incest!"

Castiel blinks. "I thought you meant me and Lance."

"You're dating the guy?"

Castiel looks kind of shifty. "He wrote me a sonnet."

Dean sighs. "Jesus Christ."


Seriously, this is the best kind of crack.
a7x_weirdo
Apr. 17th, 2009 03:58 pm (UTC)
~~"You're dating the guy?"
Castiel looks kind of shifty. "He wrote me a sonnet."~~

My favorite line. :D Loved this!
roadtriptime
Apr. 17th, 2009 04:43 pm (UTC)
This fic was hilarious.
I loved the way you mimicked LJ comment e-mails.

forthewinchester@gmail.com is a great e-mail address.

nwhepcat
Apr. 19th, 2009 12:29 am (UTC)
::wipes away tears::

Too funny! Fandom_wank! "wtf is this?"

Hee!
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