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Sorry guys, I was finishing up my project and totally lost track of time! I'm not going to manage a drabble tonight. So we'll have four over the weekend instead of two! Time management is for losers, kids.

Dec. 4th, 2012

Whoops, I meant to post this like two hours ago!

I was working on a project and lost track of time, so no drabble today. We'll do double drabble on Saturday or Sunday.
Happy December! I only have 32 prompts this year, so I'm doing one a day and two on Christmas, I think! Maybe not Christmas, we'll see.

Anyway, today's is Thomasina Coverly [Arcadia]/Jennifer Lawrence, Marvel AU, late-night snack. More X-Men AU. Whatever.

Oct. 28th, 2012

Title: Oh Baby, Baby
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Danny/Stiles
Rating: PG.
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 3500.
Summary: In which the technology of fake babies used to teach teenagers not to have sex has progressed to a point that they instinctively cry when Stiles touches them.
Notes: Every high school show needs an egg baby plot, right? Although credit for this actually goes to Project Runway, they inspired me. Just with the babies, not the clothes or anything. Those were pretty shitty. Sorry, Project Runway.
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

That is a genetic experiment I don't even want to contemplate.Collapse )
Title: Open Up My Eager Eyes
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: RPF
Pairing: Tyler Posey/Genevieve Cortese
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Knotting.
Word Count: 2200.
Summary: AU. In the nine years it's been since Gen saw Posey, he grew up into a hot alpha. So sex, obviously.
Notes: I can't really justify or explain this. Title from the Killers.
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

Sometimes you just want to write knotting porn about two people who will never meet each other OKAY god don't look at me like that.Collapse )
Hey dudes, just a drive-by reminder that I'm closing holiday requests tomorrow! So if you'd like to ask for something, go to this post before like 11 pm tomorrow.

Sep. 25th, 2012

Title: Wizard's Worth
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Danny/Stiles, Scott/Allison
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: References to fantastical racism (Harry Potter style).
Word Count: 4200.
Summary: Hogwarts AU! Danny is the nicest Slytherin ever, except for the part where he doesn't like Stiles. Stiles assumes being Potions partners will not improve this situation.
Notes: Other contractual obligations: Hogwarts AUs. Someday I will write that terrible Disney Channel Hogwarts AU, and it will be terrible.
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

It all starts when Scott and Stiles blow up their Draught of Peace, which Stiles has trouble feeling upset about, because before the potion exploded, it was actually pretty successful.Collapse )
Oh, hey, first up, you have one week to leave me holiday ficlet prompts! So if you would like to do that, this is a friendly reminder.

Also, sob.

Title: Metatext
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf/Temeraire (mostly just Iskierka, tbh)
Pairing: Danny/Stiles, Scott/Allison, Iskierka/Blingee
Rating: PG
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 3300.
Summary: AU-ish (no werewolves). And completely AU for Temeraire. Scott finally reads Stiles' favorite webcomic, which inspires them to start their own, about Scott being a werewolf. And Iskierka occasionally shows up to tell Stiles that he is the worst.
Notes: Fun fact: I am contractually obligated to write a dumb fandom AU for every fandom I'm in! Also, this somehow got spoilers for Crucible of Gold in it, despite the fact that it's barely Temeraire fic. Good times.
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

Also, thanks to Tree, Derek is a lurker.Collapse )
Title: So Come Over, Just Be Patient, and Don't Worry
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Danny/Stiles
Rating: Hard R.
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 1900.
Summary: Follow-up to Catch Me No Catch. Danny has an awkward morning after.
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

Werewolves he can handle, but dating Stiles Stilinski might actually break Danny's brain.Collapse )
Title: Catch Me No Catch
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Danny/Stiles, Scott/Allison, background Lydia/Jackson
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 3100
Summary: In which Stiles is not a broody vampire, Scott is (mostly) helpful, and Danny just wants to finish his English paper.
Notes: sob. ALSO spoilers for the end of season two, I forgot non-AUs have spoilers :(
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

I thought I was safe from you, Teen Wolf.Collapse )

I accidentally Teen Wolf fic.

Title: For What It's Worth, I Think There's Nobody Like You
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Danny/Stiles, background Lydia/Jackson and Scott/Allison
Rating: Hard R.
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 4800.
Summary: AU. It's not exactly that Lydia wants to set Danny up with her high school friend, it's more that she doesn't want to deal with him, and she'd rather make Danny do it.
Notes: I guess I find Stiles and Danny adorable? I didn't realize. It's exciting to learn new things about ourselves! Title from the Corrs.
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

The first time Lydia set up a lunch meeting with him, he ordered water, because he thought he'd stopped drinking at lunch on weekdays after he graduated from college. Halfway through that meal, he had to order a shot. Never let it be said Danny doesn't learn from experience.Collapse )

HOLIDAY DRABBLES: Bechdel Test Edition

Not open for new requests, just here to post fic :)
Title: Giggling and Dizzy
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Lydia/Allison
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 1500.
Summary: Lydia's never met anyone who gets off on having her calf fondled. It's totally more interesting than her homework, that's for sure.
Spoilers: None! In part because it takes place in some undefined season one place that does not really exist.
Notes: Written for stop_drop_howl, for the prompt "accidental stimulation."
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

who needs coherent timelines for lesbian pornCollapse )
Title: We'll Meet On Edges Soon
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Legend of Korra
Pairing: Character spoilers for 110: General Iroh/Korra; brief mentions of Mako/Korra and Bolin/Asami.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None I can think of.
Word Count: 1300.
Summary: Formal events in Republic City: not for everyone.
Spoilers: Character spoilers for 110, mentions of events in the finale.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

Tenzin said hello to three people and left before Meelo could break anything.Collapse )
FUNNY STORY I was like, I will be strong and concentrate on original fic! And then I was on tumblr, and there were all these amazing gifs of Jennifer Lawrence being amazing, and I was talking to phrenk about it, and I realized that I wanted fic about her and Robert Pattinson being really gross BFFs. SO YOU KNOW.

Title: The Prohibitive Standards of Hygiene
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: I call it "JPattz"
Pairing: Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart, Jennifer Lawrence/Nicholas Hoult
Rating: R
Warnings: Affectionate mocking of famous people, disregard for cleanliness and hygiene
Word Count: 3800.
Summary: AU. Jen met Rob through Craigslist. He posted an ad looking for a roommate, and was brutally honest and realistic about himself: "I am filthy, lazy, and generally disgusting. If you live with me, you should be prepared to accept this or murder me. I would prefer the former, but if you pay enough rent, I am willing to negotiate."
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

And all that dancing!Collapse )
I doubt this will come as much of a shock, considering how little I've been around recently, but I'm pretty much closing this journal for Supernatural/CWRPS fic. I've had a fantastic time writing in this fandom and love it greatly, but the truth is that I haven't been feeling inspiration for some time, and it just doesn't seem as if that love and motivation will be returning.

The journal itself isn't going anywhere, and I'm not leaving LJ or fandom in general or anything. If you want to friend me for access to the few fics I have locked, I'll still be adding people back periodically, as I always have. Any new fic I write will still go up on this journal and be publically available. I just don't think it will be in these fandoms.

Thanks for an awesome few years, guys ♥
Title: How Happy I Would Be
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None I can think of.
Word Count: 4000.
Summary: Jensen's used to doing all kinds of things he'd never do for anyone else for Jared--favors, weird adventures, trips to the human world--but this takes the cake.
Notes: Written for j2_everafter for the Monsters Inc prompt! I had grander plans for this, but my life kind of exploded, so this is what I ended up with.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

Jensen is going to get better at saying no to Jared Padalecki.Collapse )