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I kind of dig that name, it makes it sound like I have the tastiest masterpost ever. Anyway! I do not foresee there ever being a time when I make a new LJ masterpost. It is just not something I have any desire to do, because Delicious is working really well for me. If it does not work for you, I really am sorry :( I decided a masterpost not everyone used was better than a masterpost that was never ever updated.

AS OF 3/18/2012, I am retired from SPN/J2 fandom. Fics will remain up, and new fic will be posted here, but I am done with those fandoms.

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Feb. 23rd, 2017

Hey guys, this is just a post that lists verses I am not willing to accept timestamp requests for anymore. Right now I do not have one-shots on there--maybe some day I will work that out, but for now it was a lot easier to just work with verses.

This doesn't mean I am 100% ruling out the possibility of ever writing them again, but I consider myself to be done with them, and I don't want to have to specifically list them in future prompt memes, etc. So this is a handy list for me to link for future prompts! Yay efficiency.

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I'm the worst.

oh jesus it's been a while hasn't it

I got into a new fandom this last week, which is why I was thinking about updating! In the months and months since we last talked (did you do something new with your hair?), here are things I've been writing:

-Miss Atomic Bomb (My big Tortall modern AU. I just keep updating it.)
-Canon Bending (George/Alanna canon-divergent AU)
-Gold in the Air of Summer (George/Alanna modern AU)
-First Sign of Failsafe (George/Alanna modern AU)
-Coming Back Around (George/Alanna Harry Potter AU)
-Lovely, Dark and Deep (Daine/Numair semi-regency AU)
-Without Ever Going to China (George/Alanna HDM AU)
-I Had a Dream and You Were In It (George/Alanna modern AU I WRITE A LOT OF THOSE OKAY)

Game of Thrones:
-The Echoes of Stories Never Told (Arya/Gendry modern AU)
-I Get A Little Warm in My Heart When I Think of Winter (Arya/Gendry kid!fic)
-All Summer We Just Hurried (Arya/Gendry renfaire AU)

Attack the Block:
-A Flag that Bears the Name (gen, for Yuletide)

The 100 aka my new fandom that I've been writing a lot of this week okay:
-Rely a Bit Too Heavily on Alcohol and Irony (Bellamy/Clarke modern AU)
-And That's Terrible (Bellamy/Clarke superhero AU)
-we thought we lost you (welcome back) (Bellamy/Clarke post season two)

ANYWAY yes if you like any of that truly random selection of fandoms, I post on AO3 now! It's probably just going to be The 100 for a while. Sorry not sorry. See you in several months.
I posted my last J2 fic to AO3 yesterday, I Kind of Liked It Your Way. Enjoy!
Every six months is a good rate to post updates, right? If you want to see my fic in a timely fashion you should just follow me on AO3 or Tumblr, but I still feel like I should periodically update my poor, neglected LJ. So!

I still have one more J2 fic for charity to write (I have started it! I will finish it!) but in the meantime, I wrote two J2 charity fics: Windward, which is about dragons, and IsItaPossum.com, which is a Community AU.

We also have:

-Tsundere, which is the only Sterek fic I will ever write, and is about Derek being a catboy who actually acts like a cat.

-Hey There, Little Red Riding Hood, which is a Game of Thrones Gendry/Arya AU.

-Winter Wrap-Up Is Coming, which is a periodically updated incomplete series of short My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic/Game of Thrones crossover vignettes in which ponies teach the characters of Game of Thrones about the magic of friendship.

-Her Heart Was Warm and Gay, which is a series of crossovers between I Capture the Castle and Code Name: Verity, which appeals to a very small subset of people. But Code Name: Verity is a fantastic book everyone should read and/or check out the audiobook of.

-Miss Atomic Bomb, which has been dominating my life for the past few days, is a modern Tortall AU focused on Alanna and George Cooper, with some guest appearances from other people, and a Numair/Daine part coming up probably tomorrow.

So that's what I've been doing with my life! See you in six months and/or the next time I feel like it.

Jan. 1st, 2014

Hey friends, I've written some fic recently! I was meaning to post it but then I was waiting for Yuletide reveals to happen so the time has come.

For Yuletide I wrote Tip and J.Lo: The College Years (The True Meaning of Smekday Part Four). Fandom is The True Meaning of Smekday by Adam Rex, which is a great book if you haven't read it.

For Fandomaid I wrote A Castle for Two, which is Jared/Gen fairytale AU and A Cup O' Kindness Yet, which is some Teen Wolf Lydia/Allison fic.

This is a really bad post, but I'm pretty tired. Happy New Year, everyone!


I'm offering five fics in buy it now for fandomaid, you can find my thread here. And since it's for charity, I am offering CWRPF again (but not Supernatural). And Teen Wolf, and if there's something else you think I'm into, that's cool too! Just ask. I'm easy. And I make no guarantees about these coming at all quickly because I'm in Nano mode.

Also check out all the other offers! There's a bunch of cool stuff there even if you won't want me :D

Oct. 30th, 2013

I was trying to figure out why this wasn't cross-posting, and then I realized it was so large. Anyway! I wanted to clear out my drafts folder, which was full of things I was never going to finish ever. So I threw up a post over on Dreamwidth so I don't have to feel guilty about deleting them forever. So, FYI, in case you wanted to read a bunch of unsatisfying unfinished stuff, look no further!
Jesus, it's been so long I don't even have my login information on my non-new laptop.

ANYWAY this is just an FYI, I'm actually posting directly to AO3 these days, so if you want to keep up with me, here is the place to do it. I'd try to post both here and there but let's be real I am pretty bad at updating more than one place. Although I also usually post a notif on tumblr, but for those you have to wade through everything else on my tumblr. You're welcome to do that too, if you want! My tumblr is here. Things I am currently into include Teen Wolf, Welcome to Night Vale, Gravity Falls, Pacific Rim, and Tamora Pierce. Most of my fic output is Teen Wolf and Teen Wolf RPF, but not Sterek, so if that's what you're looking for, you have come to a place that could potentially serve your needs.

I also realize the hilarity of posting about this on LJ given how dead LJ is. This is why I never update you, LJ. Also my crippling laziness.
Hey LJ, fyi I did some Danny/Stiles tumblr ficlets and just posted them to AO3, so if you want to read those, go here.

Also, I keep putting off apologizing for this, but I am sorry for dropping the ball on my December ficlets. I hope to go back to them someday! But in the meantime, I am very sorry to everyone whose ficlets I have not written.

Also, whatever, here's a meme from dugindeep in case anyone feels like it!

"Ask Me Questions About Stuff I've Written" meme

Questions can be along the lines of "What were you thinking when you wrote this?" or along the lines of "What happened to these characters five years later?" or if you don't want to ask a question you can just quote a few lines from something I've written and I'll comment on them.

But no Tractorbeam questions, I do not have Tractorbeam answers.

Mar. 2nd, 2013

Title: Award Season
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: RPS
Pairing: Selena Gomez/Kristen Stewart, brief Kristen Stewart/Jennifer Lawrence, references to Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber and Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson
Rating: R
Warnings: Some infidelity.
Word Count: 1240.
Summary: Functional relationships don't start with getting high and fooling around. Generally.
Notes: Thanks to phrenk for helping me figure out this was the girl porn I wanted to write.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

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Title: Elope With Me, Miss Private
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: J2 RPS
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 3100.
Summary: Jared's mostly really happy to start online school with his internet BFF. Mostly.
Notes: Out of retirement for one night only for the last round of j2_everafter! I picked Pixel Perfect, which made way less sense than I remembered, so I ignored most of the actual plot and ended up with a thing.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

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Jan. 29th, 2013

The First Rule of Online Dating
Teen Wolf, Danny/Stiles, PG, 1700 words. Danny just wants to meet his MMORPG BFF; she's not thrilled by the idea.

Vaguely inspired by Ready, Player One in that I got the idea while I was listening to the audiobook. Also I stole the title from there.

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Title: Future So Bright
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Scott/Allison
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 1000.
Summary: Scott's eyes get hurt and he can't remember to keep them shut. Allison helps. Also schmoop.
Spoilers: Through the end of season two!
Notes: Written for stop_drop_howl, for the prompt "blinding lights." I made up some shit about werewolves, but then again, so did Teen Wolf.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

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Dog Sex 101
Teen Wolf, Scott/Stiles, NC-17, 900 words, knotting. Scott becomes an alpha and deals with his changing body.

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Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope everyone had a fantastic holiday/December. Honestly, I am probably not finishing drabbles this month :( I'm going to do them all, but December ran away from me. But they'll get done! Just on a different timeline :)

Dec. 7th, 2012

You may be going, man, Chash, you are not posting many drabbles this month! Why is that happening? I was kind of thinking that too, because I had so many more last year, and was keeping up with them! But last year I was like 75% unemployed, and this year I am about 125% employed, because I have a full-time job and I'm doing some contract work. The contract work has its first deadline on December 31, so I have a good deal of stuff to do with that. Basically, what this means is that some days, like today, I will go to work, and then go to do contract work, and then will not feel like doing anything other than sitting on my couch and wondering why I'm watching Glee.

So I'm going to stop posting "Hey, no drabble today!" because it feels kind of spammy? I'll probably be catching up stuff I miss on the weekends, and everyone will definitely get their fics! Just with a different timeline than I intended :Dd